Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I never miss an opportunity to sit on his face

I feel the urge to sit on someones face right now

would you let me sit on your face ? 😍

I need a face to sit on...

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Let me just sit on your face real quick

Can I sit on your face daddy?

Long day. Whose face can I sit on?