original post: https://redd.it/xshfvm
Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]
TheMilfNextdoor by shaoru
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Your face looks like a good place to take a seat
I need a seat.. can I borrow your face?
Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?
My ass needs a seat! Is your face free?