This Is Not What the Car Dealer Thought They Meant When They

is this what you meant when you asked for a lap-dance?

He asked if I had panties on….I said no. He said prove it….

Her dad was supportive if a bit awkward when she brought her

This is what you meant when you asked for cake on your birthday

My wife asked "would you ever cheat on me with another girl".

We asked, and Australia answered. These are the steamy facts,

Soft flesh gives way, can you see? It’s meant to feel this

Asked a Devil to make you sexy and immortal. Suddenly you were

If you and I met an hour ago, I asked you to fuck my ass and

If you were my friend's father and I asked you to fuck my ass

I’m pretty sure last time I was asked “Do it honk tho”