i pull this out at the urinal

She was trying to stick up to the seven bullies at school but

Urinal piss

Being your urinal is more than I deserve

Use me as a cum dump or a living urinal, just make me feel worthless

Hitting a moving toilet.

All that abuse and she just keeps stroking it, that’s a natural

Who needs birth control when you’ve got a fist.

How glorious is it that whores think nothing of drinking piss

I have to be very quiet at the urinal at work

It’s clear why little Avril loves visiting grandpa so much.

Getting started on a life of being nothing more than 3 holes