You never had to worry about them getting along

You can still sit on the couch but your gf will never give you

Your wife never considered getting pregnant, until she started

You've been dating this girl for 3 months and you've never even

She was never on-board with the bet, but that didn't stop him

You'll never fuck her

You know she has a reddit account but she never told you the

She could never ride you like that.

She'll probably never feel you again

You could never hit it from the side like him 😂

You never thought your girlfriends best friend was a threat…

I never cheated but...