Excuse me sir, is this seat taken? 😛

is the seat on your face taken or should i sit somewhere else?

Do you mind if I take a seat on your face? 😋💕

Can I seat in your face, sir?

Do you have a seat, or perhaps a face, that isn’t taken? 😝

Excuse me, Sir! Can I sit on your face?

I need a new seat to sit on. is your face taken?

Excuse me sir is your face taken? I need a place to sit

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

POV as my 44y/o Mombod takes a seat on your face.

good morning sir! may I take a seat on your face? 🍑

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?