The good thing about going to work in the afternoon is that you

We are simple to please

Don’t do drugs kids

Jesus.

Some friends (married couple) of mine last may told me a "magical

Most important thing in an apocalypse: Customized Tits

A towelholup

Little Timmy will be a nice choirboy.

You never have your peace

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Shark tank time

Can't wipe a shit in peace