Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

You have a face and I have nowhere to sit

I need a face to sit on...

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Can I sit my booty on your face?

Is it okay if I sit on your face?

Would rather me sit on your face or bend over more for doggy?

Best way to end an argument... sit on his face.

Would you let me sit on your face?

Would you let me sit on your face?