Roommate application: do I fit your standards?

Looking for a roommate. Would you fill out an application, I

[18] Consider this my roommate application

my application to be your naughty roommate, will i pass?

if I'm your new roommate, what would you do to me

here's my wife application to you

Sneak in while my roommate is asleep.

My application to be your roommate

Hope that having a roommate wouldn't stop us from fucking

if I'm your new roommate, what would you do to me

My roommate told me his friend didn't believe him when he said

I'm ur roommate and you wakeup and see me like this over ur face.