Every good sissy has to start somewhere

Kissing your wife is 100% straight

Yep it was all worth it, you delusional "straight-boi" :) ;)

Next time, when your gay friend asks just how much you want to

Bud saw me struggling to workout with my erection and offered

I let bud sleep over. Nothing gay about that!

Totally straight

As long as i look like a girl its straight

You're not gay or anything, it's just a joke.....

Can't be gay at all

You only do it because it feels so good not because you're gay

just give in already (audio in link)