Apparently this isn’t what Dairy Queen is for?

Your gf always insists on condoms. Apparently it's jsut with

I call this toy the TARDIS, because it's much bigger on the inside

Was completely alone in my parents house tonight.. so I had some

Your mom came over to make me stop bullying you, don't worry

DJ stopped by after finding me on here. Apparently, this blowjob

DJ stopped by after finding me on here. Apparently, this blowjob

She's Been Working On Her Accurate Apparently

Your bimbo mom really thought she could talk me out of bullying

A gorgeous day for jerking it... and for neighbors to be walking

She’s back apparently and Already doing that cringy stuff with

Your GF thought she’d be able to convince me to stop bullying