You wanted a Fleshlight for Christmas but got Sis' pussy instead!

I got ghosted today, any volunteers to put their dick in me instead?

Just imagine what that lollypop could be instead.. rate my skills

Can I bounce it on your dick instead?

Do you like the view?

Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

I lost my train ticket, will you accept this instead? (F)

I wish I could be playing with you instead

Eat me instead of what’s in the fridge?

Can I practice my dick riding skills on you instead?

skip your dinner, eat me instead

Anyone else masturbating away their day instead of studying?