If I asked nicely, would you let me ride your face like this?

Let me lay this on your face

Let me slap your face with this monster

would you let it sit on your face 😫?

Let me slap it on your face

It’s really heavy… would you let me slap your face with it?

Would you let me compare it to your face?

let me smack it on your face ?

Let me slap it on your face

Would you let me wave it in your face like this? 😏

Let me rest this on your face 😈

let me stick it in your face