Your loyal best friend since 2nd grade was no match for your

You were drinking with your roomate when he punched you in the

Your bully always saved his cum-loads for your girlfriend's mouth.

It was never for your girlfriend, you just needed an excuse

It was never for your girlfriend, you just needed an excuse

It was never for your girlfriend, you just needed an excuse

You should offer to get this for your girlfriend whenever she

Bartending wasn't making enough money for your girlfriend.

A strange storm brushed through your town, switching the bodies

"Don't wait for your girlfriend tonight, she's here with me,

Do you think I'm right for your girlfriend?

for your orders sir!