"Woke up with morning wood? Don't worry, I can help with that.

I’d love to help you with your morning wood 🥺

Help out with my morning wood 😈

Morning wood? Let me help with that

May need some help with this morning wood

here’s some help for your morning wood ;)

Can I help out with that morning wood? 😉

Can I help you with that morning wood?☺

Can I help you with that morning wood?☺ Link in the comments

Can I help you with that morning wood?☺

Can I help you with your morning wood?

Mom agreed to help with morning wood