Looking for a face to wiggle on like this!!!… ;)

Looking for a seat…is your face taken?

Looking for a new chair chair, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Can I borrow your face please? 👅

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Can I borrow your face please? 👅

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I'm looking for a place to sit baby, should I sit on your face?

I'm looking for a place to sit baby, should I sit on your face?

Looking for a face to smother, any volunteers?

I hope your face can handle a bit of weight