So today I had to do mom things, fix my van AND wear Deadpool

Would you eat this chocolate cake?

Let me be your first chocolate cake you eat out

I want to be your first chocolate cake you eat out

I’m trying to convince you to eat my chocolate cake, is it

I’m trying to convince you to eat my chocolate cake, is it

I’m trying to convince you to eat my chocolate cake, is it

Would you eat my chocolate?

I’m trying to convince you to eat my chocolate cake, is it

Eat my dark chocolate dessert [F]

You gotta eat the booty like groceries

Would you eat my chocolate?