I don’t ever mean to brag but I usually choose dick over oxygen

I’m bored 😑

This dildo is almost as big as me 😍

Mondays are hard so I thought your dick should be too

I don't mean to brag, but I give EXCELLENT handjobs ❤️😈😘

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

Come join me for hot and steamy sex, I mean shower

Just because I bat my eyes at you doesn’t mean I want you to

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out Mondays 😉

I don't mean to brag, but I give EXCELLENT handjobs [f>m]

I didn't mean to make you drool

Just cause I’m deathly shy IRL doesn’t mean I can’t show