preflip to secure the 0 second goal

Decent zero second goal to win the game.

Seconds after joining I score a goal

Save into 0 second goal

Fastest Dropshot Goal

Reposting shortened clip to highlight Manuel manhandling a whore

Got my first pull-up at age 32! Cheated a bit on the second one…

My goal is to make you hard in 15 seconds!

My goal is to make you hard in 15 seconds!

My goal is to make you hard in 15 seconds!

Immediate Insertion From return In 30 Seconds After Returning

“Thanks so much for agreeing to date me, Mr Swan,” I said