Tortoise loves basketball

Helen Jon Essentials Tortoise Tankini Top

Found out today our tortoise Mabel isn’t actually a girl.

I guess his daily salad wasn’t enough, he still hungry. Ouch

Found out our Tortoise has an interesting fetish.

The tortoise was right…slow is better

The tortoise was right…slow is better

The tortoise was right…slow is better

The tortoise was right…slow is better

The tortoise was right…slow is better

Love on The Rocks

Ah, the classic tale of the Rabbit and the Tortoise... except