What it would look like if you let a xsmall teen like me sit

Would you survive if i would sit on your face?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Im sorry but did you want me to sit on your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your face?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your face?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your face?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your lap?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your lap?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your lap?

I broke my chair... Can I sit on ur face [f]