What ends up happening every time I give a massage to my best

A[f]ter many months of not getting fucked, I am then dumped:

Quick fight ends with brutal kick to the face

Brutal Concrete Slam ends in seizure.

How cooking always ends up in our home

Go Fly a Kite, Bitch

Brutal 14 second KO finish.

Fight ends in third degree burns in the face

Somehow sunbathing always ends up like this

Ends up on my beautiful face

Brutal slam KO

Slippery Showdown: Youth Takes Brutal KO After Shocking Faceplant!