These fast food lines are so long these days. Glad I wore this

[Oc] [m] I can't keep my hands off myself

Was getting stoned before my shower and couldn't keep my hands

"Okay, I know I said I wished I could help you out... but I meant,

My man is not home and I miss him and this is how I keep myself

(F)resh out of the shower. I just can’t keep my hands off myself,

Oops! I made a mess on myself🍆💦. I'm sure you ladies would

Can't keep my hands off of myself for even 2 seconds

Can't keep my hands off of myself for even 2 seconds

❤️ The day has finally arrived ❤️ Getting on my flight

I would like to invite you to go out with me this weekend. But,

I can keep my hands to myself, can you?