You could hear your dad and your fiancée through the wall, when

Your girlfriend knows from experience that she needs to be stretched

Go on then.. Thank her for showing you! [Gf/Father]

It's so nice of your Dad to visit you at college [Gf/Father]

Your dad setting up some rules [Gf/Father]

Let me guess. She's never been that enthusiastic with you? [Gf/Father/Cheating]

You always had to wear a condom. Your girlfriend only lets your

Your girlfriend saw you using a fleshlight. Now she lets your

She always does! [Gf/Father]

Your dad takes road-safety very seriously! [Gf/Father]

Looks like your gf and dad are having fun? [Gf/Father]

The denial has been the hardest you've ever experienced.. And