When You Forget The Rest Of The Band Is At The Hotel.

I would be the best roommate; I always hang out at home shirtless

Let’s take the rest off, shall we?

Deleted because someone on this subreddit said I am ugly, reuploading

who said u can not wear a bikini at home

Now let's see if what my son said about you fucking his mommy

When they text you while you're sitting at home

My favourite football player stopped over and used me as a cumdump

I spent so long picking the perfect outfit for our hang out later

When she got home at 3:00am, she said the rest of the band stopped

When she got home at 3:00am, she said the rest of the band stopped

When she got home at 3:00am, she said the rest of the band stopped