What it would look like if you let a xsmall teen like me sit

I just wanna use your face as a chair

it's a first chair kind of day... if that chair is your face

Can I sit on your face?

Looking for a new chair chair, is your face available?

Your face looks like it would make a great chair ☺️

I need something else to sit on rather than this chair, perhaps

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

Can your face be my chair?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your face?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it