“You don’t want to do the dishes sweetie?…Oh so you don’t

This yoga pants makes its so easy to do naughty things in public

Oh sorry honey, didn't mean to make you fall in love 💕

I walk in your room and my pants fall down by accident 🙈

Earlier when I was watching tv, I told momma if she was gone

I invite you home, ask you to kneel in front of me. This is what

oh no, my towel might fall OC

Oh no my pants happened to fall down right in front of you 😉

Oh no my pants happened to fall down right in front o you 😉

My pants happened to fall down right in front of you 😏

My pants happened to fall down right in front of you 😏

I walk in your room, drop my pants and tell you to get on your