If you’re in need of a balanced breakfast, will I suffice?

Good morning may I be your breakfast

I would really love to know how many guys would actually eat

Please, don’t forget to breed me before going to work okay?

Part of a balanced breakfast

Part of a balanced breakfast

Can i interest you in some ass for breakfast? Lunch? Dinner perhaps?

Would you bully me if I came to school like that? :(

Come spank me

I've prepared the perfect breakfast for you.. :)

I've prepared the perfect breakfast for you.. :)

Balanced breakfast