Mom next door, looking for a face to sit on

Can I sit on your face?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Can I sit on your face daddy?

Can I sit my booty on your face?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I'm looking for a face to sit on.. Any volunteers?