"Excuse me boss, can I ask for a favour? I know I've already

i’m fit, and i want you to fit inside of me ;) *lame joke lol*

I decided to try my new toy in different positions, having experienced

You might get this joke 💀

TW: for those who don’t want to see a sick conure don’t see

Dress up "joke"

did a set of all brand new jokes. what do yall think? TW: dark

Woke up feeling like shit so I called out sick. Guess I’ll

First post!! Are you feeling sick, maybe some booty will help?

I was telling my step-sis that I was going to break up with my

A little sick.

That body is no joke 🏆🍑