Throbbing... Ready... Waiting... Oh wait, stop - I'm ovulating!

"Platinum Member" wasn't what I expected. I thought it meant

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes

I’m not trying to make your day any harder but- oh wait- yes