When there’s nobody else sitting upstairs and you’re waiting

you thought you made it when your crush invited you over… turns

Your cousin went inside your house since the door was unlocked,

Your daughter wanted money for a new video game, you told her

You told mommy that your bullies relatives were visiting him

You were only 2 days apart and she already found a new boyfriend.

when I'm the best player in the game but my team sucks and we

You was on a video call with your girlfriend, she pretended to

You thought your girlfriend was innocent and shy, but she let

You should do what your bully tells you, your mother sure does.

You were too much of a pussy to go stand up to your bully, so

You always thought you’d lose your virginity with your girlfriend