would you smell my silent farts [F]

would like to play with me [F]

Want to bathe? [F]

Can i pee on you? [F]

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Want to be my toilet paper? [F]

Can I pump this on your mouth? [F]

Would you like some of this? [F]

Would you like some cocktail? [F]

Open that mouth wide. Admit it. Your only purpose in life is

Eat my pudding [F]

Where will you lick first? [F]