She's trying to get pregnant by a guy with a six-pack. You're

Fat BBC constantly trying to get inside your gf

Trying to keep your side chick on the down low but she always

It only took him one night to accomplish something you've been

True story: Im trying to convice my gf to sell fleshlights of

your wife said you were trying for a baby, I made sure she's

Trying on outfits with my friend!

You walked in on her cheating with me, first you shouted, then

No, I promise I'm I'm not trying to turn you on. I'd never do

Her boyfriend was trying to act all tough, so she jumped on the

Haters Will Say She Cheated, Poor Girl Was Just Trying To Be

Stop trying to call her, she’s mine now 😈