You were overjoyed when your mom told you that she was working

You were on edge because your bully was at the party, so your

You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend

You didn’t believe me when i told you how wet i get talking

you and your girlfriend tried to come and score some crack with

You remember your mom wearing a tight pink dress when she went

You were planning to quit your job because your boss was bullying

You just got to his apartment. Your workout partner pushed you

You are an undercover agent who is often out of the house whenever

You met them on Grindr and decided to let them be your first.

You always do what mommy tells you to do — you’re mommies

You are such a little tease bud. I told you what would happen