Might be wise to ask for clarification next time.

The last time you "heard" from her...

Showing her the new bed.

She's not like you

New gym hype.

Mother doesn't hold grudges...

Tennis

Slim pickings

Getting cucked by my own mom was hard

She's no longer yours

Letting you watch.

This is an "A" and "B" conversation. You can "C"(uck) your way