Your little sister was such a brat, she called herself "princess"

Told my wife I was a shoe in for the promotion at work. I didn't

"She told me to tell you that she can't make date night."

I’ve been told I have my bra size wrong multiple times 🥺

When your GF told you she thought he'd hit on you, you just laughed.

When my room mates tell me to strip of my pants and get ready

[F4M] "If you don't tell mom and dad, Ill let you help me film".

I like to play when I'm naked, so tell who likes it😈

I told you I can suck just as good as mom

Her Feet Tell The Whole Story

I think she was trying to tell me something when she picked this

Someone told me that with tits like this I should show them off.