When friends attack.

When pawgs attack

You thought all your rough, mean coworkers didn't like you, judging

You always wondered where guys in your school when when they

You spin [m]y head right round, right round When you go down,

When you got paired with the quiet little blonde in swap class,

When a Mormon missionary knocks on your door, you invite him

You were watching one of your favorite streamers when a sudden

When noodles attack!

You had no clue I was a sex-shifter when you took me to that

When dildos attack

When you touch and caress it. When you squeeze and spank it.