How come no one ever talks about dinner in bed?

Maybe I should let a random redditor cum on my tits. What do

Let me rub your cum all over myself 😋

I wanna let one lucky Redditor cum on my ass multiple times 😜

Let me be your toy

Would you let me cream on your cock?

I wanna let one lucky Redditor cum on my ass multiple times 😜

let me be your sunshine

Let my cute turkish ass bounce on your dick

will you let me bounce like you on this in bed?

are you kinky enough to let me squirt in your mouth

let me brighten your day with my tits