My Dad was rather lazy, and never got any house work done. So

I never leave the house without one.

If my pillow had a face I’d never leave the house

Why would I ever want to leave the house?!

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Never leave the house unplugged

Never leave the house without my most important toy

This is why we never leave the house.

Why waste my life when I have a perfect family business with

Now I never need to leave the house again

With my fucking machine, I never need to leave the house again