Boys: "So are you a top or a bottom?" Me:

After a rodeo 🤠 it's so refreshing rewarding myself with proteins

Would you be my big spoon? 🥄

Would you suck it 🥺

come to my office, we have something important to discuss

Do I look fertile enough for you babe?

Ready for playtime ? 😘

I need a daddy 🥺

I was shaking from how intense it was

who needs pussy when you've got an ass like this

oh I'm sorry, were my swinging balls distracting you?

When someone tells me to get comfortable this is what happens.