My sister wanted me to go to a party in her body for some reason...

Pie is done

Why write anything? I am a real cumslut and I love dicks and

“Sorry boss, I’m not sure why I got zero work done today!”

After the rain I thought to myself "why did I wear anything at

Spend your weekend gooning- why would you want anything else?

Why are you running, you’re only making harder on yourself.

Go follow me @lucywood not posted anything yet but anyone who

This big guy kept hitting on me at work. I told him I wasn't

BBW LATIN GODDESS! FREE ACCESS I'm ready to show you how it's

I bet you could watch this GIF for hours and I know you would

Explain why my baby hair not done yet