I know I'm choking you, you whore. It tightens your shitter so

If my ass could speak it would say "Harder Harder Babe"

I’m handsome, manly, and daddier than you. My cock and My looks

I have been skipping gym lately. Am I still in shape? Say the

People often ask how many beers to get us to pull our tits out

“Jesus, dude… if it’ll make you shut up…” I say as

What would you say about my body type if I asked you to tell

I don’t need to say a word, my feet speak for me, show me how

If your dick could speak, what would it say to me

What would your dick say if it had the chance to speak?

If ur dick could speak, what would it say to me :)

If ur dick could speak, what would it say to me ;)