You know your nice legs radar is sharp when you're browsing Amazon

When you're an adult and you behave... you get the belt... [FM]

When you're getting flamed and have had enough and start flaming

When you’re 4’9” and want to be sexy, but you only end

When you’re super horny and all you have is a pillow you do

When you’re super horny and all you have is a pillow you do

When you're at work and you get horny

When you're feeling down and out, there's nothing quite like

When you’re pussy free and this is the only sex you get 🙈💕

You thought you were doing a good deed when you hired ex-cons

When you’re so horny and ready for dick, you don’t even bother

When you're out dogging and you need a piss..