Snicker dick 🍫

A little bit of spit goes a long way 💦

Wat would you do wit it?

Beating it up

How’s the view down there?

I bet you wish you were the towel huh

Close your mouth…you’re drooling

a Redditor sent me nudes while I was at work and I replied with

I’m just up for a late night stroke

POV you’re about to get a face full of nut

Masked intruder with a loaded weapon

Mask or no mask help me decide