Looking for somewhere to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I was looking for somewhere to sit.. know a good spot?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Just looking somewhere to sit down

Just looking for somewhere to sit down

I'm looking for a place to sit baby, should I sit on your face?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I need somewhere to sit, can I use your face or cock? ;)