Excuse me, can I sit on your face?

Just wondering if your face is free to ride

Can I make your face my seat?

Wanna stick your face between these cheeks?

I wanna let one lucky Redditor cum on my face multiple times

I love to sit on your face.

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Just give me some dick already pls

I stole your shirt but I can give it back if you cum all over

I need a face to sit on

I'm looking for a place to sit baby, should I sit on your face?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?