Can I sit on your face with my squeaky clean bottom

Can I sit this on your face?

POV: I’m about to sit on your face and suffocate you 😏

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

can I sit and bounce on your lap/face sir?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I sit on your face?

May I sit on your face? 🍑🥵

Need a face to sit on

Let me just sit on your face real quick

Ready to sit on your face

Can I use your face to sit on ?