Looking for a seat…is your face taken?

Looking for somewhere to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available

Looking for a face to sit on

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Oh, that ass would fit your face perfectly.

Desperately looking for a face for the trip

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I was looking stunning again but my dog jumped in my face so