Serious question: were they bigger than you expected? (OC drop)

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

This shirt reminds me of me in an alternative timeline... As

What if I am your naked neighbor? (OC)

Let me ask you a serious question! Are you pulling out or no?

Let me ask you a serious question! Are you pulling out or no?

Let me ask you a serious question! Are you pulling out or no?

Let me ask you a serious question! Are you pulling out or no?

Let me ask you a serious question! Are you pulling out or no?

Let me ask you a serious question! Are you pulling out or no?

Let me ask you a serious question! Are you pulling out or no?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?